does anyone remember that onion article?
"Video Games develop good 'looking' skills"
included was a picture of some apathetic kid sitting in front of a tv...
brilliant sarcasm
whoops, i just looked it up. I was worng, it was actually about tv.
"Report:TV Helps Build Valuable Looking Skills"...guess that would make more sense...
here are some excerpts:
"NEW YORKA report released Monday by NYU's Center For Media Studies has found that television, accused by experts of diminishing children's attention spans and discouraging them from interacting with others, can actually help children as young as six months develop essential looking skills."
photo caption "Above: Children sharpen their looking skills with a 27-inch Sony Trinitron."
"Extensive testing of adults who grew up in homes without television showed that such adults had difficulty staring blankly at things for longer than a few seconds," Center For Media Studies director Dr. Edward DeGaetano said. "They frequently shifted their gaze and focus around the testing environment, often engaging others in the room in conversation and generally making a lot of disruptive noise and movement. Television-enriched adults, however, could sit and look at anything: a spot on the ceiling, a fire-alarm box, a stack of magazines on a table."
sorry to be off-topic everyone
its still pretty funny....