Police Follow Doughnut Trail, Solve Crime

[craigdawg]

What I want from everyone is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse!

Police followed a trail of doughnuts to find a stolen Krispy Kreme delivery truck. "It has a happy ending," Swatara Township Sgt. Robert Simmonds said. "The evidence was brought back to the police station, and the cops are eating the doughnuts."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&e=1&u=/ap/20041203/ap_on_fe_st/doughnut_caper

 

[Koodauw]

Ah yes Cops and Doughnut stories.... the more the merrier.

You know everyone of thos cops was out searching for this truck, I mean a shortage of Doughnuts! What would they have done?

 

[Lord Blackadder]

For some reason cop/doughnut jokes never get old.

 

[wdlove]

Never leave when truck running during a delivery. That was nice of the manager to give a thank you. Krispy Kreme was the winner on this story. They got there truck back and a lot of free advertising.

The cops are aloud a coffee break, just like every other worker.

 

[Mechcozmo]

Never leave when truck running during a delivery. That was nice of the manager to give a thank you. Krispy Kreme was the winner on this story. They got there truck back and a lot of free advertising.

But their still loosing money...

You could just inject sugar into your arm, like an IV, to get the same results that eating one of those doughnuts would but a Krispy Kreme tastes better.

 

[munkle]

Unrelated but all this talk about doughnuts reminded me of a great Simpson's quote:

Homer (to Lisa): Do you want a doughnut?
Lisa: Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This one has purple in it...purple's a fruit.

Genius!