Pub toilet todger tiff ends in bloodbath

[edesignuk]

Three men were last week shot dead in a south Durban tavern after a "remark about a patron's penis size" turned seriously nasty, South Africa's Independent Online reports.

Police inspector Michael Read explained that two groups of men were in the Merseyside Pub and Tavern in Umbilo enjoying the football clash between England and Croatia. He said: "At some stage, one man from each group went into the tavern's toilets and there was an argument over the size of their penises.

"At some stage some of the men went outside and there was a scuffle. One group returned to the tavern to watch the game and the other group remained outside. The men then went to their cars, opened their boots and returned to the tavern where they opened fire on the five men."

The Register.

Put it away, gentlemen.

 

[rdowns]

What a bunch of dicks.

 

[maxrobertson]

Good riddance. How ****ing stupid can you be?

 

[MrSmith]

What a bunch of dicks.

A predicktable comment.

 

[brad.c]

A predicktable comment.

That's the long and short of it.

 

[geese]

Sounds like a Cock and bull story to me.

 

[Elven]

Now don't take the piss, just someone being too cocky.

 

[Antares]

You have to admit, it took balls for them to whip out their guns in front of all those people. Yet, such a loss of life for so little a reason....

 

[OutThere]

Ridickulous. Pick on someone your own size.

 

[whooleytoo]

Ah, so it WAS a gun in his pocket...