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Scottyltd

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May 3, 2013
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I have always been tired of repeated phrases during the recorded events that Apple have been doing these past few years. These are some of the phrases I predict will make it in tomorrows event stream;

1. Our products make a profound impact on all of our lives.
2. Helping us stay healthy, connected and entertained.
3. our products have enriched so many peoples lives
4. our integration of software, hardware and services into a seemless......
5. our products have deeply impacted peoples lives
6. its the best iphone we have ever made.
7. 'Apple watch' has saved countless lives every day.
8. Breakthrough innovation and new capabilities....

Which phrases have I forgotten or not noticed?
 
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"Gorgeous"
"Seamless"
"We totally re-designed..."



Certainly not (from the Steve era - which i REALLY MISS):

"Shipping - TODAY!"


Shipping today was one reason to actually watch the keynote live. Now? Shipping "in the fall" or whatever ... bleh who cares! Why did i stay up to watch this?
 
Apple sure knows how to over hype their products:

- Redefining what’s possible.
- Changing the way we live, work, and connect.
- Empowering people everywhere to do incredible things.
- It just feels magical.
 
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