Russian woman poorly after half dozen 'revirginations'

[edesignuk]

A Russian woman is in a bad way in intensive care following her sixth "revirgination" - hymenoplasty ops which gave her husband the honour of popping her cherry once a year until her immune system could stand no more.

According to MosNews, Natalia K got married at 24 but had already surrendered her hymen to a previous beau. Hubby wasn't too happy about that, so on the first anniversary of their wedding, she nipped into a plastic surgery clinic to put things right.

So delighted was her other half with the result that the deflowering became an annual ritual. After five bites of the cherry, however, docs warned her a sixth revirgination "posed dangers for her health".

Undeterred, the recidivist virgin insisted and signed the release papers. Her weakened immune system failed to tackle a minor post-surgery infection, and serious medical attention followed.

The Register.

She/he/they are crazy!

 

[Mr. Giver '94]

The Register.

She/he/they are crazy!

I hope her vajayjay doesn't collapse like Michael Jackson's nose.


Seriously though, that's pretty crazy.

 

[arkitect]

Perhaps they don't sell perforated clingfilm in Russia?

Weird

 

[conch575]

Why, I ask. Why would someone do that, over and over?? Who cares!! Dude, painful indeed.

 

[iBlue]

That's terrible! Perhaps the doctors should be saying NO since she nor her husband seem to have better sense.

I can't help but think she wouldn't be so keen if her husband wasn't so into it, as it were. Psychological pressure is powerful.

 

[designgeek]

Perhaps they don't sell perforated clingfilm in Russia?

What? (speechless)

 

[instaxgirl]

Sick. The doctors should be refusing.

 

[0098386]

... But you can't get your virginity back. Silly nutters.

 

[iBlue]

... But you can't get your virginity back. Silly nutters.

No but you can get a phony hymen surgically placed, apparently.

 

[designgeek]

No but you can get a phony hymen surgically placed, apparently.

I think this falls under the category of "Just because you can, doesn't mean you should." That goes for both patient and doctor.

 

[iBlue]

I think this falls under the category of "Just because you can, doesn't mean you should." That goes for both patient and doctor.

I'm normally pretty chilled about what people wilfully do with their own bodies, but this one struck me as pretty odd. It doesn't seem like a healthy dynamic emotionally or physically. It's an assumption on my part but it seems like psychological pressure.

If they both have virgin fantasies, fine, but I hope they learn to go about it via imagination rather than messing with this woman's poor vagina and health.

 

[Melrose]

How very odd.

Kind of ruins any specialness surrounding their first time, if she was a virgin when they got together. "Oh, you're a virgin... again?. *yawn*"

 

[mscriv]

Kinda creepy if you ask me.

 

[Abstract]

It probably looks pretty battered in there, like a porn star after the 6th breast enhancement procedure, Michael Jackson's nose.

 

[LouisBlack]

this woman's poor vagina

For some reason this phrase made me chuckle a little...

I agree that there must be some deep emotional troubles here. I'm pretty liberal but there is something a little odd about such a fixation on virginity.

 

[Sehnsucht]

Does that mean the husband was only allowed "some" once a year?

 

[yg17]

In Soviet Russia, cherry pop you!




Sorry, but you knew that was coming

 

[iGav]

That's terrible! Perhaps the doctors should be saying NO since she nor her husband seem to have better sense.(

Considering the demonstrable lack of intelligence been show by this couple, maybe the doctor should just sew it up completely and spare us the risk of them procreating?