Oh don't get me started about SBC Yahoo DSL ... okay, since you insist:
9-5-02 ... an arsonist attacks my apartment building three times within two days. The landlord shuts the building down and refunds everyone's money. I'm homeless (and without my Ameritech DSL connection.)
9-9-02 ... through lots of hardwork, my wife and I move into a new apartment. I call to get my Ameritech phone and DSL switched. We move close by so we can keep the same numbers. Due date for DSL: 9-20-02.
9-12-02. I call to check the status of the installion. Because the old tennants had MCI local phone service, they can't start our new service yet. I have to push back the phone install date to 9-17-02. They assure me this will not impact DSL installation.
9-17-02. The phone is on ... so I call Ameritech to check on my DSL (which has now been renamed SBC Yahoo DSL.) They cannot find my order and say they cannot take a new order until their computer system updates to show the phone number is at my new address.
9-18-02. I call back ... the phone number is still at the old address.
9-19-02. Still at the old address. At one point, I'm online with three SBC employees at the same time who are arguing with each other about how systems get updated in their company.
9-20-02. I call back and I'm told that all is well, the records have been updated and the DSL order has been placed. Delivery date: 9-30-02.
9-23-02. Call me paranoid, but I felt the need to check on my order. The first line support couldn't find the order, but after some backoffice checking, they confirmed that DSL would be installed on 10-1-02.
9-25-02. I called again. Once again, the first line support couldn't find the order, but they did find it eventually and confirmed the 10-1-02 date. They also said that if my equipment came sooner, I could plug it in and see if the DSL line had come on sooner (don't know why I needed more DSL equipment.)
9-27-02. The DSL equipment arrives. I plug it in, no line.
9-28-02. I turn on the modem ... eureka, a DSL signal! I go through the SBC Yahoo install program. But when I try to register, the computer cannot find my customer record. So I call SBC ... and they can't find my customer record. I'm in a Kafkaesque hell ... DSL line and equipment, but they insist I never placed an order. They tell me to call back on Monday and talk to some tech people who don't work on weekends. I get off the phone and try my old DSL modem and old login info ... Bingo! The DSL logs in. All is well.
9-29-02. DSL is still up and running ... although it's painfully slowly (160K at best.)
9-30-02. And the DSL is out. So I call SBC again and ... you guessed it ... no record of my order. And that's where I stand today. The SBC X-Files unit is currently investigating for me.