I love this humor. Airplane is simply hysterical. "We need to get this woman to a hospital." "A hospital, what is it doctor?" "It's a building with a lot of sick people, but that's not important right now."
Cindy from Scary Movie 2: "Damn that jacket is tight son, Ya Mean!"
Anchorman: "They call me the Bri-Man. I know what you're wondering and the answer is yes, I do have a nickname for my penis...The Octagon. Named my testes too, the left one is Paul Westfall and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. If you play your cards right you might get to meet the whole gang."
sorry, just felt inspired.