Siri can get you LAID!

[Agent OrangeZ]

 

[Matthew Yohe]

You're the first person to document this discovery.

 

[Agent OrangeZ]

You're the first person to document this discovery.

And you are the first person to be a d*** on the internet! You are soo cool!

 

[JohnnyQuest]

And you are the first person to be a d*** on the internet! You are soo cool!

Lol.

 

[CooKieMoNs7eR]

At least the escorts are a couple miles close to you, the closest one to me is 46 miles away lmaooo