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While Siri definitely has some room to grow (and also considering that this is The Simpsons...) this is more of a straw man than anything else. Obviously asking Siri something like obscure/trivial is not going to work out... only someone tech-illiterate [or trolling] would believe otherwise.

Siri isn't perfect, Google Whatever Voice App isn't perfect; each of their respective flaws is painfully obvious because of the way we use conversational language. But they are all getting better all the time.
 
Siri should work independent of data connection for internal phone commands ie, call home, open settings....
 
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