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Future-Proof

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Apr 29, 2018
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Haven’t found any Siri jokes threads so here goes, post ones you found funny...

Does anyone want to buy my old vacuum cleaner? It’s just gathering dust.

A skeleton walks into a bar and says “give me a drink...and a mop”

I was washing the car with a friend until they said “can’t you just use a sponge?”

Does anyone know how many jokes Siri knows?
 
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