Six Theories For The Arkansas Blackbirds’ Deaths

[zepp]

There's this article from Listicles that states six theories as to the cause of the blackbirds falling out of the sky in Arkansas.

What are you thoughts? I suspect it might be the upcoming Apocalypse.

 

[nospeed411]

They all committed mass suicide...even they see no hope as long as Obama is in office.

insert sarcasm dtector

 

[rdowns]

I read that these guys were taken in custody for questioning.

 

[iJohnHenry]

They froze to death, before falling, as in The Day After Tomorrow.

 

[steve2112]

I read that these guys were taken in custody for questioning.

Were there some really big slingshots located near the dead birds?

 

[Tyler23]

I read that these guys were taken in custody for questioning.

is that a real level..?

 

[whooleytoo]

Funny they mention starlings, there's a stranger story in local history here where two massive flocks of starlings attacked each other leaving thousands dead.. it happened just after a freakish thunderstorm so some speculated it could have had some effect on their behaviour.

Weird though, especially when you read the other 'plagues'!

 

[Apple OC]

No doubt ... Angry Birds is behind this

 

[TwoSocEmBoppers]

No doubt ... Angry Birds is behind this

Why are the birds so angry?! Why?!?!?!

 

[iBlue]

Why are the birds so angry?! Why?!?!?!

Those snorting little green pig bastards keep stealing their eggs! But I think the name is more apt for a description of me playing the difficult levels.

is that a real level..?

Yes. It's a golden egg level.