Pumping my gas minding my own business, when this random womom starts walking up to me and says "Excuse me sir let me ask you a question, I know you wear cologne, check it out, this is the new Dolce and Gabbana blah..." I ignore her, turn around and continue pumping, and she sprayed my arm!! Arggg!! Then she asks "Is that your girlfried" refering to my Aunt sitting in the passanger seat, I say no and she walsk away. WTF? Did I say you could spray my arm with god knows what, It could have been Antrax for all I know. I didn't even show the least bit of interest. People are annoying sometimes.
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So im at the gas station.......
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Tanglewood said:
LOL, I washed it good when I got home
, but seriously what if I was allergic or something?
DMPDX said:
Tazing her probably would have blown up the gas station.
That would have fixed her for good.I can't believe that selling the stuff has become so aggressive but we had something about perfume jobs on the t.v. news. Those people are basically slaves and they're losing money just having the job, so they're desparate to sell.
todd2000 said:LOL The bowser you say?
The petrol bowser, you know, the thing that the petrol comes out of, into the hose and then into your car. That big thing the hose comes out of with all the details about your petrol-pumping session on it is called a bowser.
Oh hang on...
USAspeak
"The gas pump."
/USAspeak
Despite the fact that "gas" isn't a gas and the pump is only one part of the bowser.
I was thinking the next time something like that happens to me that I will roll on the ground and fake anaphylactic shock.
I was at the gas station today, and while I was cashing in/ buying lottery tickets, I was not carded once. But as soon as I asked for a pack of cigarettes, the lady immediately demanded to see my ID.
I had some girls pull over my friend and I off the road for the exact same thing. Pretty strange. Even stranger that we actually listened to them and pulled off the road, but I think it was because they were a couple of cuties.
Basically one of the many odd things people do in order to make a buck. It's their homemade concoction of fragrances sans the alcohol which makes it much cheaper. Then they spend some time to make it smell like brand name cologne and viola! Drive by anthrax-cologne sprays.
edit: All I can think of is the Simpson's "crazy cat lady" running around throwing cologne-dipped cats at people and laughing maniacally. "Hugo Boss! MwahahaAHahAHhAh!!! Brut! MuauaaHAhHAHAHahaaA!"
Basically one of the many odd things people do in order to make a buck. It's their homemade concoction of fragrances sans the alcohol which makes it much cheaper. Then they spend some time to make it smell like brand name cologne and viola! Drive by anthrax-cologne sprays.
edit: All I can think of is the Simpson's "crazy cat lady" running around throwing cologne-dipped cats at people and laughing maniacally. "Hugo Boss! MwahahaAHahAHhAh!!! Brut! MuauaaHAhHAHAHahaaA!"
That is weird. I had a brush of weirdness yesterday. On the way to my car dealership to pick up my Equinox from an oil change, this women in a Nissan Pathfinder pulls up honks her horn and starts yelling crap dealing with money while holding papers in her hand. While blocking traffic. If I was the one driving the car you would of bet I would of followed her to get her license number and call the police for disturbing the peace.
Yeah man, some sale people are annoying. This one kid came to my house the other day (they come like 3 times a summer) trying to sell educational books or something. I'm in the garage working on my Jeep, I'm home alone, and he scares the CRAP out of my by just walking into the garage like he owns my house or something. Then he's all like touching my car after I had just waxed it. I keep telling him I'm not interested, yet he keeps on talking, and I don't want to say something rude like get out right now and get him mad (who knows if he's crazy or something). The next thing I know, he sees a bike and he wants to try it, I tell him no, I'm going to have to tell you again that I'm not interested. He gets on the bike, rides around the street, comes back, and starts telling me all this crap. I was like so close to getting in my car and just running him over...
That's my story of the day...
That's my story of the day...
I can not believe that woman did that!
Some people have some real nerve.
And the poor OP as well.....
Some people have some real nerve.
bousozoku said:Tazing her probably would have blown up the gas station.
And the poor OP as well.....
bobscliff said:Nah i love broads. Good for cooking and stuff.
Okay...LOL...no seriously LOL.....You should of sprayed her with the gas....tell her its the crazed these days..people are dying over it and its $$...but then again that would of been $3.45 you lost out on.
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