Sophie Ellis Bextor

[jive]

...has been found headbutted to death in the apartment of a French footballer.


Apparently it was murder on Zidane's floor.










I'm sorry.

 

[BakedBeans]

Heard it yeasterday... works better if you put ir in quotation marks

"murder on zidanes floor"

 

[dcv]

*groan*


That was so bad!

 

[Piarco]

I heard it (well, was sent it in an email) yesterday.
One of the few times I've been inclined to violence

 

[Sesshi]

<une main clapping>

 

[mannix87]

that would have such a waste if it were true, just check this out:

 

[MongoTheGeek]

I needed Google to explain it.

 

[XNine]

that would have such a waste if it were true, just check this out:

Yeah, I'd do her.

 

[katie ta achoo]

Yeah, I'd do her.

I think we all would!

 

[vniow]

I don't get it.

 

[iMeowbot]

I don't get it.

Count your blessings, that song is terrible.

 

[eva01]

I don't get it.

same with me

 

[vniow]

Count your blessings, that song is terrible.

Is she like a singer or something?

 

[Mitthrawnuruodo]

Yeah, I'd do her.

This one...? Really...?

Is she like a singer or something?

Sort of...

 

[iMeowbot]

Is she like a singer or something?

Something like that...yeah a singer, one who wasn't really exported to the states. "Murder on the Dance Floor" was kind of big a year or 2 ago....

 

[XNine]

This one...? Really...?

Yeah. Ten ways from sunday.

 

[Sesshi]

I don't get it.

[Inspector Clouseau]
Eh see ze schupit 'choke' hezent ekchally bin rayveyled.

Imacheen if you wiill, saying ze titel off crappy heet choon by chat-laak chanteuse Sophie Ellis Bextor, "Murder On the Dance Floor" prononcee en ludicruus fraanch eksent.
[/Inspector Clouseau]

 

[vniow]

I think I know what people are talking about now. Its my own fault for being so out of the loop of popular culture.

 

[Abstract]

Heard this one too. It took someone to explain to me that she was a singer before I really got it.

 

[MongoTheGeek]

Heard this one too. It took someone to explain to me that she was a singer before I really got it.

I had no idea of who it was. googled her. In their bumpf before the links they had a link to buy her hit(?) single "Murder on the Dancefloor".

 

[OutThere]

omg. that was terrible. *crying*

pure punnage

 

[Queso]

Yeah, I'd do her.

Yeah, but you wouldn't have the picture of sticky back plastic, dead tortoises and vandalised fish ponds in your head whilst you did, unlike most British men

</UK INJOKE>

BTW, I preferred GrooveJet

 

[XNine]

Yeah, but you wouldn't have the picture of sticky back plastic, dead tortoises and vandalised fish ponds in your head whilst you did, unlike most British men

But... that's what I think about no matter what woman I'm with...

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Yeah, but you wouldn't have the picture of sticky back plastic, dead tortoises and vandalised fish ponds in your head whilst you did, unlike most British men

Wasn't Les Ferdinand reckoned to have been involved with the vandalised fish pond, or was that just vicious and scurrilous rumour?

 

[Queso]

Wasn't Les Ferdinand reckoned to have been involved with the vandalised fish pond, or was that just vicious and scurrilous rumour?

He definitely said that he "helped" do it. Sent Percy Thrower to his grave poor man. Well, either that or the fact he was about 300 years old.

Such a shame Anthea Turner was never the gardener. I would have gone "helped" kick the place in myself