I'm sure there's something witty or funny I should say about this but it's too early in the morning. 
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2005/05/25/national/a073407D61.DTLFountain Valley, Calif. (AP) -- A woman who had slathered herself with suntan oil escaped an attacker in a park restroom in part because she was too slippery for him to grab, authorities said.