SUPER MEGA KRAZY STICKY, Sponsored By Krazy Glue®: THE IPHONE ONLY HAS ONE SPEAKER!

[mcdj]

Another fine Krazy Sticky, brought to you by the makers of Krazy Glue®...

One of your iPhone speakers may appear to be broken, as you can not hear sound coming out of it. This is because one of the "speakers" is actually not a speaker at all, it is the microphone. Your phone is not broken or defective. It was designed that way.

Let's all say it together!

"The iPhone has one speaker, and one microphone."

 

[QuarterSwede]

Hahaha. I just noticed that thread on the Spy as well. How many times do people have to ask this question?

 

[scott85213]

Phones have a speaker and a microphone? Now that is just a damn lie.

 

[Jeremy W]

But when I put my ear up to the microphone, I can't hear anything coming out of it! Mine's broken.

 

[Flhusky]

LIES !!!!!
Ear Piece + Speaker Phone/iPod speaker = 2 speakers

 

[mcdj]

No, seriously. Come on. Mods? Make this stick? Please? Pretty please?

 

[aphexii]

Technically speaking, it has two speakers. One on the bottom, one near the top

 

[MacBoobsPro]

Technically speaking, it has two speakers. One on the bottom, one near the top

BAN!!!!!

 

[HeavenDivine]

BAN!!!!!

one of my speakers doesnt work. no sound comes out of one. i came to this thread to see if anyone can give me some advice?

please help?

 

[Trajectory]

They are nipples, not speakers. Sheesh.

 

[doodads]

One of my two microphones doesn't work.

 

[Flhusky]

my 20megapixel iPhone night vision see threw her shirt camera also isn't working.

 

[edtorious]

in before deletion!

 

[MV ROB]

my 20megapixel iPhone night vision see threw her shirt camera also isn't working.

I'll trade ya!!!!!

 

[t0mat0]

Sticky? I thought you had to put *SUPER MEGA KRAZY STICKY* in your title to get that.


Oh, wait. How about *STICKY ME PLS MODZ WTFBBQ* ? Or just ask one...

The iPhone has one speaker. Unless you plug the headphones in, and then you get a left speaker, and a right speaker...

Aren't we allowed to be snarky just this once BlueViolet?

 

[vrflyer]

*chuckled*

 

[Killyp]

Yours may have one, but mine has two.

 

[kkat69]

I say no on the sticky. Why? Well if they miss the full page picture in their manual AND the similar picture on the apple site (http://www.apple.com/iphone/specs.html) then they deserve the ridicule.

 

[Flhusky]

Wonder if Arn can make that graphic pop up automaticly when some starts a thread;'*1 sp*'
yes wildcard thread interception

 

[aphexii]

I hate to say it, but even with a sticky, you know we would still get a number of people asking it anyway.

 

[t0mat0]

Wonder if Arn can make that graphic pop up automaticly when some starts a thread;'*1 sp*'
yes wildcard thread interception

Or maybe added a letter to their user title...+1 up the alphabet every time an auto interception occurs.

 

[nima]

lies there is no speaker, only zoeuls!!!

 

[rdowns]

rdowns approves of this thread.

 

[Warbrain]

I say no on the sticky. Why? Well if they miss the full page picture in their manual AND the similar picture on the apple site (http://www.apple.com/iphone/specs.html) then they deserve the ridicule.

Because some people are completely ignorant about where to go when looking for basic info.

 

[Col Ronson]

I say no on the sticky. Why? Well if they miss the full page picture in their manual AND the similar picture on the apple site (http://www.apple.com/iphone/specs.html) then they deserve the ridicule.

are you serious? who ever reads manuals lol