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Dane D.

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Apr 16, 2004
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ohio
Help I'm a addict of the Internet. please the internet is one man's greatest accomplishments. Without, I would still be searching through 13 floors of books to finish that research paper in college. My job is more productive with the internet. My TV viewing is down to about 8 hrs a week. My kids love to research subjects on the 'net. My wife and I found a great deal on a place for vacation. Come on people, life exists, the internet is in its most simple form -- is a tool to gather knowledge, presented in a easy to follow format.

http://nytimes.com/2005/12/01/fashi...=1133413200&partner=homepage&pagewanted=print
 
mad jew said:
You need to start drinking. :)

He will as soon as he orders something to drink...online. I'm betting that his kids were a build-to-order option for the wife. Maybe they called it "The Family Pack" and it seemed so familiar that he ordered it while doing some online shopping. Would that get free worldwide shipping? :p
 
If I couldn't buy my groceries, or adult diapers online and have it delivered to my door, I would have starved to death in front of my computer by now, and have been covered in open sores caused by the stale feces covering my lower body.


Thanks to the internet, I'm "alive"!

*Googles the word "echidna" for no reason*
 
Dane D. said:
Help I'm a addict of the Internet. please the internet is one man's greatest accomplishments. Without, I would still be searching through 13 floors of books to finish that research paper in college. My job is more productive with the internet. My TV viewing is down to about 8 hrs a week. My kids love to research subjects on the 'net. My wife and I found a great deal on a place for vacation. Come on people, life exists, the internet is in its most simple form -- is a tool to gather knowledge, presented in a easy to follow format.

http://nytimes.com/2005/12/01/fashi...=1133413200&partner=homepage&pagewanted=print


okay here is something you don't know: the internet is not the solution to all of life's problems. :eek: try to contain your shock, I now it's hard to believe :p
 
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