MASS avian deaths indicate God is amusing Himself with a celestial version of compelling iPhone game Angry Birds.
Taken from The Daily Mash
(God's iPhone supports Flash Player)
Inspection of the thousands of tiny corpses discovered across America and Europe have revealed rubber band marks, suggesting they have been fired from a giant catapult in the sky.
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: "Angry Birds is a hugely popular iPhone game about some birds whose eggs have been stolen by some pigs even though it is never explained why a bunch of pigs should be interested in eggs.
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Taken from The Daily Mash
(God's iPhone supports Flash Player)
Inspection of the thousands of tiny corpses discovered across America and Europe have revealed rubber band marks, suggesting they have been fired from a giant catapult in the sky.
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: "Angry Birds is a hugely popular iPhone game about some birds whose eggs have been stolen by some pigs even though it is never explained why a bunch of pigs should be interested in eggs.
Continue reading here
