Some people like to talk about how many megapixels the camera on their phone has in the same way that Ferrari drivers like to talk about how fast their car can go... I've got news for those people... The speed limit is 70mph. Likewise, the average computer display can only show 1.5 megapixels worth of picture area.
Do you REALLY think that any of the people who own an N95 are printing those images onto paper, and mounting them in an A3 sized frame (as process which would actually justify the need for 5 megapixels)? I would venture to suggest that hardly anyone is doing this. So, it effectively means that 3.5 of those megapixels is one big penis-waggling exercise... "My camera has more pixels than yours" - but without any justifiable reason.
Likewise, GPS... How many people really use the GPS on their n95? Do n95 users find themselves hopelessly lost in a wilderness, and have to have GPS to bail them out? I somehow don't think that Bear Grylls, when he's not living it up in a luxurious hotel room, has the need for an n95 to navigate himself round a remote location. Again, all a load of todger tugging.
3G: On You Tube, there is an interesting, although completely unscientific test of the relative download speeds of the iPhone and n95. (sorry, can't find link now!) What it shows is that the loading speeds of each device are pretty close. What this test suggests to me, is that the n95's software prohibits its 3g capability. 3g is undoubtedly faster on paper, but does the n95 actually load its pages any faster. Who knows, but the truth of the matter is that browsing on the n95 is a completely soulless waste of time. Hence the fact that people who have iphones report that they spend a lot more time surfing on their phone than they ever did with previous devices. How many Gs have u got in your phone? That doesn't stand for girth by the way!
So, in a nutshell, the owners of the "Fisher Price: My First Smartphone" n95s can get lost... well, what i mean is, get lost in a remote location and have to find their way out again with the aid of their GPS system. Whilst I happily surf away on my iPhone. Well, once I push thru hundreds of spotty mac freaks in Regent Street later on...

Do you REALLY think that any of the people who own an N95 are printing those images onto paper, and mounting them in an A3 sized frame (as process which would actually justify the need for 5 megapixels)? I would venture to suggest that hardly anyone is doing this. So, it effectively means that 3.5 of those megapixels is one big penis-waggling exercise... "My camera has more pixels than yours" - but without any justifiable reason.
Likewise, GPS... How many people really use the GPS on their n95? Do n95 users find themselves hopelessly lost in a wilderness, and have to have GPS to bail them out? I somehow don't think that Bear Grylls, when he's not living it up in a luxurious hotel room, has the need for an n95 to navigate himself round a remote location. Again, all a load of todger tugging.
3G: On You Tube, there is an interesting, although completely unscientific test of the relative download speeds of the iPhone and n95. (sorry, can't find link now!) What it shows is that the loading speeds of each device are pretty close. What this test suggests to me, is that the n95's software prohibits its 3g capability. 3g is undoubtedly faster on paper, but does the n95 actually load its pages any faster. Who knows, but the truth of the matter is that browsing on the n95 is a completely soulless waste of time. Hence the fact that people who have iphones report that they spend a lot more time surfing on their phone than they ever did with previous devices. How many Gs have u got in your phone? That doesn't stand for girth by the way!
So, in a nutshell, the owners of the "Fisher Price: My First Smartphone" n95s can get lost... well, what i mean is, get lost in a remote location and have to find their way out again with the aid of their GPS system. Whilst I happily surf away on my iPhone. Well, once I push thru hundreds of spotty mac freaks in Regent Street later on...