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I went to the DC Improv, and one of the jokes was about the worst way a breakup could occur. He made the joke that it would be an instant message of a sad face :( and then they would block you...

I just butchered the joke, but you get the idea.
 
The worst one I heard was some guy emailed pics of him makin out with some other girl to his girlfriend. That would suck.
 
One of my close friends got dumped with a frickin myspace comment! Thats some messed up crap!

i dont know. i recently got dumped by my serious girlfriend of a year and she got together with my best friend within 48 hours. they are still dating and he and i had plans to move in together when our current leases expired.

BUT! she did at least break up with me in person.
 
One of my close friends got dumped with a frickin myspace comment! Thats some messed up crap!

...another reason to not have a MySpace account...:rolleyes:

(the savvy reader might also say that's another reason not to have a girlfriend :p )
 
It could have been posted by someone other than his girlfriend.

What a bad way though, everyone could see..
 
i dont know. i recently got dumped by my serious girlfriend of a year and she got together with my best friend within 48 hours. they are still dating and he and i had plans to move in together when our current leases expired.

BUT! she did at least break up with me in person.

Maybe she did, but that absolutely sucks. :eek:

Some best friend you have. Can't wait to meet your enemies.
 
There was some show on earlier about bad breakups. Phil Collins sent one by fax. Billy Bob Thornton got married to Angelina Jolie while his gf at the time Laura Dern was filming some romantic comedy. Jennifer Love Hewitt said something on a talk show about it being great to finally be single before actually breaking things off with that TRL guy (who it turns out had cheated on her, and pretty much everybody else he dated apparently). Paris Hilton did it from a dance club from her new bf's cell, while the new guy was standing right there laughing in the background.

Pretty messed up if you ask me.
 
One of my close friends got dumped with a frickin myspace comment! Thats some messed up crap!

At least it wasn't a Jerry Springer type breakup where she announces on TV, "I've decided to marry your grandfather, and I'm carrying his child."
 
I was informed that my girlfriend broke up with me when I added her on Facebook, and she had her relationship status set to single.

When I asked her about it, indeed she was. I just didn't know yet.
 
Thats what I would be most pissed about is that everyone can see it. I would be so pissed.

One of my close friends had his girlfriend commenting back and forth with the guy she was cheating on him with. It got to the point where anyone who could see her profile would've known she was cheating on him. Myspace ruins lives I tell you. Why do I continue to use it??

Myspace works with Macs?:confused:

Are you joking??
 
I was informed that my girlfriend broke up with me when I added her on Facebook, and she had her relationship status set to single.

When I asked her about it, indeed she was. I just didn't know yet.


Enjoy the blue sky and the watero n your neck the feeling of cool freshness she never brought to you
 
I have a better story.

Girlfriend dumped me, this month was my birthday. Numerous scantily clad women fed me grapes. Plan to send pictures to Ex.

Picture proof here
 
Sent :)


pwned.png
 
Some people get murdered by their partners. Then chopped up, put in a suitcase and dumped in a river. Or you could be that guy who had his penis cut off and thrown from the window of a moving car.

That's got to be the worst break up ever.
 
One of my close friends had his girlfriend commenting back and forth with the guy she was cheating on him with. It got to the point where anyone who could see her profile would've known she was cheating on him. Myspace ruins lives I tell you. Why do I continue to use it??



Are you joking??

yes i AM joking
 
my friends wife split up with him on Valentines day and they have a 14 month old child. Valentines day ruins lives. I loathe it
 
so how do you cancel the account?!

I had a 24th Birthday House Party at mine this weekend. It was a fancy dress thing with Sci-Fi as the theme, people had an amazing time (so im told) and I'm trying to use MySpace as a collective area for various people's photos.

I dont think its working. I think Id be better off writing a website witha PHP backend to do it all.

I broke up with a girl by text. I was 13. Seemed like a great idea at the time...

:confused:

F
 
I always thought the worst break-up was the kind where there's no official "break up" and you spend a week wondering if it's really over and then another week wondering why. At least when someone tells you it's over you know it's over. You might not like it or the reason why, but at least you know.
 
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