Things We Hear Every Year...

[SamGabbay]

(No Rhyme Intended In The Post Name)

Tim Cook: "Good Morning!"

Tim Cook: "It's great to be here"

Phil Schiller: "It's our fastest, most powerful iPhone yet"

Scott Forstall: " & with iOS 6, the iPhone becomes even better"

Tim Cook "Here at Apple, we love coming to work everyday to make the best products in the world (chokes up)"

What else could we expect our Apple execs to say that they always do.

 

[Want300]

https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/1437772/

I think the video in this thread will be 100% accurate tomorrow.

 

[charlieegan3]

incredible/outstanding/revolutionary...

they always use those words.

But to me it looks like incremental might be more accurate tomorrow.

 

[dkersten]

Magical and revolutionary, about 30 times each

 

[SamGabbay]

Magical and revolutionary, about 30 times each

Best line ever created in the history of man.

 

[Patriot24]

"We are really excited about this!" - Cook

"This thing really screams!" - Schiller

"Geofence." - Forstall

 

[Want300]

Magical and revolutionary, about 30 times each

+1 for you signature

“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”

 

[daveishere]

Scott Forstall "...right in the palm of your hand."

Phil Schiller Nodding repeatedly.

Tim Cook "Heres a video of recent openings of Apple Stores around the world..."

 

[Want300]

"Gestures"

 

[SamGabbay]

Phil Schiller (after an applaud) - "Yeah, it's really cool"

 

[Jarson]

Tim Cook: "This is incredible year for Apple. We're thrilled with every little tiny second of working on the best products in the universe."

Good topic btw

 

[zhandri]

maybe we will see a "but there is one more thing"-comeback

i really hope they improve the keynote compared to last year. ever since schiller and forstall are doing the keynotes this stuff is boring as hell.... better let tim cook do the whole keynote

 

[chakraj]

how do I order the new iphone?

that one is getting very old.

 

[isoft7]

"Simplicity..."

 

[Patriot24]

I just realized that we're missing one of the all-time leaders:

"It just works."

 

[punitnaker]

I feel the "Apple Keynote Drinking Game" has just been invented.

 

[isoft7]

The newest phrase most spoken at tomorrows release:

"We're gonna sue..."

 

[chakraj]

here is a new one but I am sure we will here it a bunch tomorrow.....

" I know you have seen this before but, here is the ..."

 

[STiNG Operation]

"Gestures"

Ha see what ya did there.....unless you didn't see that thread lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFhjDX-DUew&feature=player_embedded

 

[Orange Furball]

"Apple"

"IPhone"

"Pre-orders start..."

 

[batting1000]

"...and we're proud to announce...the all new...iPhone _." - Phil Schiller

"iOS _ is a fantastic release for all our customers." - Scott Forstall

 

[sulpfiction]

thin, thinnest, 18% thinner... x 30

 

[b166er]

I seem to remember a "you already know how to use it" or two.

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I feel the "Apple Keynote Drinking Game" has just been invented.

you have to take a shot every time Forestall makes that smug face after an applause. Two shots for Tim Cook getting "choked up" and you have to chug the rest of your drink if there is a "one last thing"

I knew I should have taken off work tomorrow!

 

[SamGabbay]

Tim Cook: Today we're introducing..."

 

[sviato]

"only at Apple can...etc" often when referring to a feature that other phones have