• A few dozen rotting lobster carcasses on the side of a road/sidewalk that I had to walk by on the way to school every morning.
• Used condoms in various locations.
• An unidentified animal corpse in a brown paper bag on a road right by my house. It was there for a few days before someone
re-bagged the stinking mess in a fresh paper bag and
left it there.
• A Gumby figurine in a parking lot. I was a very young kid at the time, so I kept it.
• Someone left some G.I. Joe armored personnel carrier toy on my front lawn when I was a kid. I kept that as well.
• Porno mag in my company's dumpster. Unlike the above toys, I didn't keep
that one.
• A duffle bag with with some ratty clothing items.
• A coconut in my mailbox.
Maybe someday I'll find something really good, like money.
