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Thong-wearing robbers on the run

edesignuk

edesignuk

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Mar 25, 2002
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Police in a Colorado town are searching for two robbers whose masks showed plenty of fashion sense but little modesty: women's thong underwear.

A surveillance video released this week by police in Arvada, Colorado, shows two unarmed men inside the convenience store. They stole an undisclosed amount of cash and cigarettes in the robbery May 16.

One man wore a green thong and the other wore blue. Each thong barely covered the man's nose, mouth and chin and left the rest of his face exposed. One also wore a pink backpack in which he stuffed the stolen items.

The suspects also wore T-shirts and pants and were described as in their 20s. One had a left arm tattoo.
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Metro.

Lock your doors, two criminal masterminds on the lose!
 
Everyone knows - it's f*cking hard to run in thongs.

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picture of them...

but prefer the picture in the metro like from edesignuk's post :D
 

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You know what they say, 'less is more.' I guess they went for the distraction factor rather than coverage. Every body would be so busy looking at the panties that they wouldn't recognize the faces..
 
melrose said:
You know what they say, 'less is more.' I guess they went for the distraction factor rather than coverage. Every body would be so busy looking at the panties that they wouldn't recognize the faces..
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But the question still remains, where they CLEAN! :eek:
 
In a related news story, a lady reported one of her Thong's was stolen by a male with a tatoo on his arm.

She gave a photo to the police for visual verification of the alleged stolen thong:
 

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melrose said:
You know what they say, 'less is more.' I guess they went for the distraction factor rather than coverage. Every body would be so busy looking at the panties that they wouldn't recognize the faces..
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Yeah I think that's more like it. Some article even said the color of the disguises, like that's going to help finding these people at all.
 
Don't worry, I'm sure they'll be under a-vest soon, where they belong...

(Apologies for the above statement)
 
Maybe if I tried that I'd get away with stuff too. Kind of like having my own superpower kind of thing..
 
@hexon, now, see if you'd been up on the current events you might have seen the police lock up a couple of looneys with thong britches on their heads! Oh, what I've missed because I'm in the wrong place at the wrong time...
 
melrose said:
@hexon, now, see if you'd been up on the current events you might have seen the police lock up a couple of looneys with thong britches on their heads! Oh, what I've missed because I'm in the wrong place at the wrong time...
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I think it would be extremely funny to have had the Police insist that the looneys wear the thongs on their heads their entire time in lockup!
 
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