Top 30 facts about Chuch Norris

[kgarner]

I saw this on del.icio.us and thought of katie ta achoo's avatar. Some of these are laugh out loud funny. My favorite:

Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the $@#% out of little kids.

 

[EJBasile]

Chuck Norris is my hero. I have a picture of him on my desk, on my dresser, and in my car. I also have room in my house as a shrine to him.

Why are so many people obsessed with him?

 

[feakbeak]

Why are so many people obsessed with him?

Good question.

 

[clayj]

Hey, all I know is that I am better than Chuck Norris. Just ask Katie.

 

[Abstract]

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

HahaAhAHhAHA!hahAH!!AH

 

[Bern]

Isn't that Cheech Norris?

 

[Kobushi]

Actually, it was because of this thread that KT changed her tar.

 

[barneygumble]

Hilarious


My favourite

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

 

[jefhatfield]

before chuck norris became a spokesperson for a well known deoderant company, and thus got free product, he never had to use his martial arts skills to subdue an enemy...true story