I'm sorry, that story was taking away from our time to discuss how great Apple is. Let's get back to the task at hand: Apple. Is. The. Great. Est. 
Can I get an amen?














So, I've been slowly talking myself (and wife) into an Apple laptop over the past year or so. I've always wanted to make the switch and a HDD failure in our present laptop (early January '10) seemed to be the tipping point. "Let's do it."
After waffling between the MBPs and MBs... waiting a few weeks to see if Arrandale chips would emerge... we were perusing the Boca Raton, FL Apple Store and made the decision. Let's snag the MB.
At $200 less than the 13" MBP, it's got a larger HDD and is missing a port I won't use, a card reader I can do without, and some aluminium and backlit keys. Deep breath. The wife nods. Game on.
I grab a wandering Genius (Ashley) and just chat a little bit about the machines before pointing to the MacBook and proudly proclaiming, "I'll take that!". She's polite and apologetic, she has an appointment shortly to help another patron with their Mac so she'll have to get someone else to set me up.
"Sure, no problem. I'll be right here." I begin caressing the cool, smooth polycarbonate body. Testing the keys. Taking it to some of my favorite websites and gently cooing "We'll be at MacRumors every day. It'll be like your new home!"
Five minutes pass. I've done my usual internet rounds. No Geniuses in the area to set me up. *shrug*
Ten minutes pass. I begin nervously glancing around... Ashley's not in the store. Must be in the back room. That's fine, I'll whip out the iPhone and doodle on that a bit.
Twenty minutes pass. Nobody has even made eye contact with me. The wife's getting a little antsy. Okay. If they're not willing to come hand me a box for my cash, I'm outta here. We leave. Empty handed.
On the way out, I see people sitting around the mall laughing and smiling (in slow motion) with their Apples. They're so happy. I am not. The lack of service starts to burn. I'm not happy.
Could I just go buy one online? Sure. But where's my instant gratification? Where's my Genius to smarmily talk me through the major features? Now, I'm not sure if I want the MB. Or even the MBP. *sigh*
What's a guy to do? Is there any sort of customer support/feedback email I can pass my tale of woe on to?
- Disillusioned & Laptopless in Boca
Can I get an amen?














So, I've been slowly talking myself (and wife) into an Apple laptop over the past year or so. I've always wanted to make the switch and a HDD failure in our present laptop (early January '10) seemed to be the tipping point. "Let's do it."
After waffling between the MBPs and MBs... waiting a few weeks to see if Arrandale chips would emerge... we were perusing the Boca Raton, FL Apple Store and made the decision. Let's snag the MB.
At $200 less than the 13" MBP, it's got a larger HDD and is missing a port I won't use, a card reader I can do without, and some aluminium and backlit keys. Deep breath. The wife nods. Game on.
I grab a wandering Genius (Ashley) and just chat a little bit about the machines before pointing to the MacBook and proudly proclaiming, "I'll take that!". She's polite and apologetic, she has an appointment shortly to help another patron with their Mac so she'll have to get someone else to set me up.
"Sure, no problem. I'll be right here." I begin caressing the cool, smooth polycarbonate body. Testing the keys. Taking it to some of my favorite websites and gently cooing "We'll be at MacRumors every day. It'll be like your new home!"
Five minutes pass. I've done my usual internet rounds. No Geniuses in the area to set me up. *shrug*
Ten minutes pass. I begin nervously glancing around... Ashley's not in the store. Must be in the back room. That's fine, I'll whip out the iPhone and doodle on that a bit.
Twenty minutes pass. Nobody has even made eye contact with me. The wife's getting a little antsy. Okay. If they're not willing to come hand me a box for my cash, I'm outta here. We leave. Empty handed.
On the way out, I see people sitting around the mall laughing and smiling (in slow motion) with their Apples. They're so happy. I am not. The lack of service starts to burn. I'm not happy.
Could I just go buy one online? Sure. But where's my instant gratification? Where's my Genius to smarmily talk me through the major features? Now, I'm not sure if I want the MB. Or even the MBP. *sigh*
What's a guy to do? Is there any sort of customer support/feedback email I can pass my tale of woe on to?
- Disillusioned & Laptopless in Boca