To help ease the time before the preorder! Someone run with the next verse...
'Twas the night before the iPhone preorder...
The ibumpers were hung by the iMac with care,
In hopes that Mr. Jobs soon would be there;
and all thru my house. There wasn't a noise except the click of my mouse.
As iPhone peeps anxiously wait through the night
We constantly refreshed our screens with no Apple or AT&T update in sight
I can't go to sleep, I can't rest my weary head
I'm going to stay up for hours on end, even if it means I'm going to be dead
All for the glorious iPhone 4 that we all adore
Thank Steve Jobs for jeopardizing our live outside macrumors for ever more