Just sitting here minding my own business and this striped bug zooms past my face and lands on my screen. Instinctually, (because I fear bugs 
) and because I needed to vanquish the intruder before he made his escape, my hand jerked toward my gorgeous new screen.
Only years of Zen/OCD training allowed me to restrain my muscle spasm and not punch through the Samsung LCd to the other side---14 day return was 3 days ago.
Tissue in hand, I pounced on the intruder as he attempted flee...
That'll teach him to put his feet on holy ground.
) and because I needed to vanquish the intruder before he made his escape, my hand jerked toward my gorgeous new screen. Only years of Zen/OCD training allowed me to restrain my muscle spasm and not punch through the Samsung LCd to the other side---14 day return was 3 days ago.
Tissue in hand, I pounced on the intruder as he attempted flee...
That'll teach him to put his feet on holy ground.
