UK Big Brother...

[AlBDamned]

New series has started. I hate it, but my housemates and I can't help watching it. I think it's the sheer shock value!

So far, we have:

* an oversexed midlands girl called Bonnie (though she pronounces it as Bonner)

* a guy with teretts

* an "english born, Scottish Paki Poof" (his words)

* A public schoolboy called George who's tenuously linked to the Royal Family

oh boy...

 

[XIII]

After a week or so, if people say its good, I may put myself through watching one episode. I doubt people will say its good, however...

 

[SpaceMagic]

Hey! I'm watching it right now!!

That guy who hates women is a KN*B.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

After a week or so, if people say its good, I may put myself through watching one episode.

It's one of those things you end up watching, and you feel annoyed with yourself for doing so.

They're not all in yet and already you can see some people who are going to rub certain other people up the wrong way. I wonder how many of them we'll have forgotten by the end of the summer?

 

[AlBDamned]

That guy who hates women is a KN*B.

I think the initial first reaction to all of them is always pretty bad but yup, that guy seems a cut above (or below ).

Er... the next guy is a "sexual terrorist" who "loves big dumb men like firemen" and "has tried to seduce a corpse."

Holy crap.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Posh lass next...

 

[AlBDamned]

Lisa the upholsterer next.

On a separate note, the house looks pretty techno-oriented. Lot's of Neon (can that really be trendy again now?!)

 

[edesignuk]

* a guy with teretts

This is the best news ever. Now I might have to watch.

OMFG, did I just see a 'human' barbie doll?

edit: bloody hell, wtf is wrong with this one, no one's gonna fall in love with you, luv.

 

[AlBDamned]

This is the best news ever. Now I might have to watch.

So far he's been the highlight. I'm not convinced that he's genuine, but he is coming across as pretty nucking futz.

 

[Lau]

Lisa the upholsterer next.

Is that like Tim the Enchanter?

 

[Jaffa Cake]

And finally Nikki, who – and I quote – "hasn't had a good shag in six months."

Just the sort of girl you'd take home to meet your mum.

 

[kretzy]

I must say, there's nothing quite like Big Brother to stimulate the synapses. Though yours sounds far more interesting. Our lot is just a bunch of bogans.

 

[AlBDamned]

Our lot is just a bunch of bogans.

LOL

What is the difference between a bogan and a bevan anyway?!

 

[kretzy]

LOL

What is the difference between a bogan and a bevan anyway?!

I've not heard of a bevan. But the description of a bogan in Wikipedia cracks me up - well worth the read.

 

[nw43]

It's one of those things you end up watching, and you feel annoyed with yourself for doing so.

Yep, I wasn't going to watch but just ended up watching the entire launch episode........

I have to say they are an odd bunch, especially the tourettes guy who seems to be going for some crazy mix of Lee Evans and Hunter S Thompson in Fear and Loathing.