If it isn't dead mice in your malt loaf it is a mouse in your Tikka Masala… that'll teach her to not make he own.
It would have been great if it had been a Lloyd Grossman jar.

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It would have been great if it had been a Lloyd Grossman jar.
A woman from Cornwall has found a dead mouse in a jar of curry sauce bought from a supermarket.
Cate Barrett, from St Austell, bought the jar of Extra Special Tikka Masala sauce from a local Asda store.
She discovered the rodent after she emptied the jar and noticed that the sauce was "a bit lumpy".
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