Urinal usage?

[eMac4ever]

Okay, I will admit it: I have never used a urinal in my life. (And, yes, I am a man.)

To me, it seems like such an uncomfortable thing to do. What I really do not understand is why nearly all men, or at least it seems that way, would choose a urinal over a stall, even when all of the stalls are available. I mean, I suppose it could be that I am gay, but even from kindergarten, I never liked them. I suppose that, if I were on the very verge of soiling myself, I would use one, but not in any other case, even if there was a line.

That being said, I decided to create a poll to see if I am uncommon as it appears.

 

[ucfgrad93]

That being said, I decided to create a poll to see if I am uncommon as it appears.

Um, forgot the poll.

I use urinals all of the time.

 

[thegoldenmackid]

Um, forgot the poll.

I use urinals all of the time.

Both of my sentiments.

 

[iBookG4user]

Urinals are faster and more convenient than stalls, so I use them more often.

 

[eMac4ever]

Um, forgot the poll.

The poll can only be put in after you post the thread for some reason.

 

[azboricua]

To each his own, if you don't like a stall than that's fine. I doubt the fact that you are gay makes any difference. I use either or, no preference.

 

[jmann]

Honestly I feel the exact opposite. It bugs me when I see a guy adult or not, choose to walk into a stall to do the exact same thing. I would rather use a urinal because ;

A. It's more convenient.
B. I don't wanna have to go and bother shutting a door behind me.
C. It saves water.
D. Using a stall is more "louder" and obvious IMO. I don't want everyone to hear me.

Are people ashamed of themselves or something? It's not like anyone is watching them anyway. I always use a urinal whenever possible. I am gay, and don't think it should make a difference either way. Urinals FTW!

 

[TuffLuffJimmy]

My step dad taught me that Real Men use urinals. I guess I've never been able to get that out of the back of my head.


and I'm gay. Can we make that part of the poll?

 

[RKO]

It's not an issue really, just your preference and being gay has nothing to do with it. I use urinal unless there is none!

 

[jecapaga]

That being said, I decided to create a poll to see if I am uncommon as it appears.

You are as uncommon as it appears. Use the urinal, it also serves as a good beer rest. Gay has nothing to do with anything.

 

[TwinCities Dan]

I don't like them, my junk hangs lower than the water-level...

 

[TuffLuffJimmy]

I don't like them, my junk hangs lower than the water-level...

THIS IS NOTHING WITHOUT PICS.

 

[RKO]

I don't like them, my junk hangs lower than the water-level...

Oh and that too

 

[jmann]

I don't like them, my junk hangs lower than the water-level...

Grow taller!

 

[samiwas]

To me, it seems like such an uncomfortable thing to do. What I really do not understand is why nearly all men, or at least it seems that way, would choose a urinal over a stall, even when all of the stalls are available. <snip> I suppose that, if I were on the very verge of soiling myself, I would use one, but not in any other case, even if there was a line.

I don't understand this post at all. You ask why someone would use a urinal instead of a stall, then say that if you were about to soil yourself you would use one, but never otherwise. WHY would you use a urinal if you were about to soil yourself?? That makes no sense.

But otherwise...what's so weird about using a urinal? In places that have the auto flush, you can do the whole act without touching a part of the bathroom (except washing your hands) so it's even more sanitary. The ONLY reason I could think for not using a urinal is being wary of the thought of someone checking out your junk.

 

[jmann]

I don't like the ones that protrude like a foot from the wall. Similar to these fancy ones.

 

[RKO]

I don't like the ones that protrude like a foot from the wall. Similar to these fancy ones.


Wow you could do crappers in dem ones - lol

 

[jmann]

Wow you could do crappers in dem ones - lol

Those are waterless ones! I hope you don't! That's what google images said!

 

[Puzz]

Peeing standing up is what being male is all about.

Urinals are an OK substitute for the real deal... a handy bush.

 

[eMac4ever]

I don't understand this post at all. You ask why someone would use a urinal instead of a stall, then say that if you were about to soil yourself you would use one, but never otherwise. WHY would you use a urinal if you were about to soil yourself?? That makes no sense.

But otherwise...what's so weird about using a urinal? In places that have the auto flush, you can do the whole act without touching a part of the bathroom (except washing your hands) so it's even more sanitary. The ONLY reason I could think for not using a urinal is being wary of the thought of someone checking out your junk.

I think that, if I understand your, rather astringent, objection correctly, I meant that if I had to go to the bathroom really badly, and there was nothing but urinals available, I would resign myself to the urinals. I apologize for not expressing myself more clearly.

 

[ddiogyn]

I mean, I suppose it could be that I am gay.

Even gay toilets have urinals

If i wasn't bursting and a cubical were available i'd choose to do a tinkle there. I'd use a urinal though rather than queue for a cubical, unless i needed to take a dump.

 

[blinkie]

Even gay toilets have urinals

I agree it's a strainge rational. There is a gay club in my town where the urinals are on a two way mirror, so that every one walking in the corridor outside the toilet can see you.

 

[tooz]

I honestly prefer a tree, to see how high you can go.
but inside, I would say Urinal. much easier and quicker IMO

 

[electroshock]

The best invention ever, which apparently helps guys with their aim and reduces some of the cleaning costs:

I first recall hearing about them showing up in Amsterdam's Schiphol airport a few years ago. Very practical, the Dutch.

 

[dukebound85]

I agree it's a strainge rational. There is a gay club in my town where the urinals are on a two way mirror, so that every one walking in the corridor outside the toilet can see you.

thats just wrong