US man uses pizza in self-defence

[Sesshi]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7782122.stm

...But being as this is a Super-Hot Jalapeno, the hottest pizza in the restaurant, and would blow your colon clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

 

[riscy]

This cracked me up when I saw it!

 

[Schtumple]

Absolutely amazing! Good on him really, glad to here they didn't get anything off him, apart from a rather hot pizza

 

[Santa Rosa]

Hey Tony, he took out a piece from the pizza box, what could I do... A gun, No Tony a pizza...

 

[Abstract]

This is a really good method for getting free pizza. Hmmm.....

 

[Tastannin]

Ooh, now the TSA is gonna ban carry-on pizzas on all airline flights in the US.

 

[PkennethV]

maybe all the teens wanted was the pizza anyways

 

[Melrose]

That's thinking outside the box for ya..

 

[william sire]

anything can be a weapon

 

[gilkisson]

"Thanks for calling Dominos. Can I help you?"

Yes, I'd like a large pizza, please.

"Ok sir, we'll have to your house on... let's see, next Wednesday."

WHAT! I'm hungry now!

"Yes sir, but there is now a 10-day waiting period on pizza purchases, since they have been designated Assault Foods..."

click.

 

[apsterling]

Ooh, now the TSA is gonna ban carry-on pizzas on all airline flights in the US.

NOOOOO!

 

[Tofaha]

lmao ...stupid teens

 

[Counterfit]

First it's used offensively at Fenway, now for defense? Pizza is pretty versatile eh?

 

[gilkisson]

First it's used offensively at Fenway, now for defense? Pizza is pretty versatile eh?

That fan was saying, "Thank you for the pizza! I love you! "...

 

[hwojtek]

Did he force the attacker to attempt to eat the whole American pizza and die in the process?

 

[NT1440]

lol where else in the world would food become such an important part of your life that you could actually use it to save it?

 

[FrankieTDouglas]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7782122.stm

...But being as this is a Super-Hot Jalapeno, the hottest pizza in the restaurant, and would blow your colon clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

I'd love to have some of that jalapeno pizza! My typical pizza order is a pepperoni and jalapeno pizza... must drink it with milk, and your eyes water every time. But I can usually go through 3/4 of a large one in one sitting. Great stuff!

 

[iJohnHenry]

Well, at least he didn't go off half-baked.

 

[gilkisson]

Well, at least he didn't go off half-baked.

Cheesey. Extra cheesy.

 

[iJohnHenry]

I'm not known as mouse for nothing.

 

[Counterfit]

I'd love to have some of that jalapeno pizza! My typical pizza order is a pepperoni and jalapeno pizza... must drink it with milk, and your eyes water every time. But I can usually go through 3/4 of a large one in one sitting. Great stuff!

Pepperoni and jalapeño makes your eyes water? Wussy.

 

[mcarnes]

The pizza is mightier than the sword.

 

[Kwill]

Some pizza delivery persons are smarter than others.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18KzwK5gMtA

 

[Sesshi]

Did he force the attacker to attempt to eat the whole American pizza and die in the process?

Well, I'm sure he'd have felt much more comfortable with a concealed-carry Kielbasa. But some people don't get to choose.

 

[sared]

"Take THAT!" smack!