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I used to be called FreshPie before changing to this equally nonsensical username.
 
Yeah, I remember those days, you'd come into the office and shout "What do you like?", and we'd all yell out, "FRESH PIE!!"

Man I completely forgot about that! Then he’d start fist pumping to get the office going and we’d all start chanting “PIE! PIE! PIE!” as he put away his isotoner leather gloves and black duffle bag in the cupboard.

Boy, he was so fussy about fresh pies too! Remember when he used to take out those heaving black bin liners once a week? “What’s in there?” we used to joke.

“Pie!” he’d reply, “but not quite fresh enough!” with a wink and a tap on the nose. We’d all laugh of course.
 
Man I completely forgot about that! Then he’d start fist pumping to get the office going and we’d all start chanting “PIE! PIE! PIE!” as he put away his isotoner leather gloves and black duffle bag in the cupboard.

Boy, he was so fussy about fresh pies too! Remember when he used to take out those heaving black bin liners once a week? “What’s in there?” we used to joke.

“Pie!” he’d reply, “but not quite fresh enough!” with a wink and a tap on the nose. We’d all laugh of course.

Hahahaha! Man, those were crazy times. Funny thing: when I eventually turned in my letter of resignation, it turned out I'd never actually worked there! I know, crazy, right?! Ah, it really took a load off my conscience about all those office supplies I'd been reselling! :)
 
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