I don't know what's funnier, the headline, or the quote by the policeman at the end.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&e=1&u=/nm/20040804/od_nm/crime_icecream_dcWe All Scream for Ice Cream
OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - An Oklahoma ice cream man opened fire on a customer after a summer ice cream sale turned sour, police said on Tuesday.
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"It is not a normal or legal thing, anywhere in the country to carry a handgun without a permit while selling ice cream," said Sgt. Eric Holtzclaw, a spokesman with the Enid Police Department.