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Haha wow... Very interesting... Lol
 
They definitely need a place to submit suggestions.
 
A “Steve job” is slang for a sexual maneuver in which one partner reams the other with an iPhone until he or she finally gives in, heads down to the Apple Store, and shells out $500 for one.

Huh. I always thought it was a "Jobs job," the process by which Steve's sperm would be extracted for preservation.

Only a few people will get that, methinks

That's an interesting sexual act, though. Reaming with an iPhone. Hm.

Edit: I much prefer Uncyclopedia, though. "The Content-free encyclopaedia." Great site for comedy :D Similar concept.
 
Oh, this is fantastic:

Ben Stein is a conservative pundit, an author, a former White House speechwriter, a lawyer, a law professor, an actor, a game show host, a shill, and a monotonic dick. For those tempted to be impressed by the breadth of his CV, know that the enormity of his range is but a molehill compared to the Alps of his dickishness, which manifests itself, among many other ways, in his perverse interest, despite being married, in attractive-yet-stupid female teenagers.

:D
 
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