• Welcome to the Demi Awards 2006! •

[Blue Velvet]

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Dear members
of the MacRumors Forums...​

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Following weeks of
fiercely-debated nominations
amongst the MacRumors Demis
and Contributors and after
extensive and extremely lengthy
polling, we bring to you...​

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[Blue Velvet]

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Ladies...
and Gentlemen

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[Blue Velvet]

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...coming to you live from
the Demi Pavilion...

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[SilentPanda]

*runs to the bathroom real quick*

 

[Blue Velvet]

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we present...

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[devilot]

*runs to the bathroom real quick*

*throws an evil stare* That was my toe you stepped on!

 

[Blue Velvet]

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The

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[Mitthrawnuruodo]

Down in front, please!

 

[zelmo]

*throws an evil stare* That was my toe you stepped on!

turn around! You're blocking my view!

 

[WinterMute]

<Thunderous applause>

 

[vniow]

*runs to the bathroom real quick*

What the hell are you doing in the ladies bathroom!!? Out out out!!!

 

[Mitthrawnuruodo]

<Thunderous applause>

<adds politely to applause>

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Can everyone tun off their mobiles, please?

 

[Lau]

<whistles and stamps feet>

 

[devilot]

<golf clap>

 

[SilentPanda]

*runs back from the bathroom*

Phew!

*asks his celebrity date if he missed anything*

 

[Mr. Anderson]

There will be no talking during the presentation, so sit back down. All of you!

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[WinterMute]

<whistle and stamps feet>

DOWN... in the cheap seats...

 

[Clix Pix]

Turn this way, Blue Velvet, give us a biiiig smile!

 

[dcv]

<applauds whilst admiring all the other Demis' fabulous evening dresses>

 

[gekko513]

*Enters, half running half walking, still fixing the bow-tie.* I found a rental tux. Am I late?

*claps and cheers*

 

[Applespider]

<applauds whilst admiring all the other Demis' fabulous evening dresses>

....and tuxes...

 

[robbieduncan]

Woo Hoo! <wolf whistle, slurp of drink>

 

[Lau]

DOWN... in the cheap seats...

Sorry mister.

 

[vniow]

<applauds whilst admiring all the other Demis' fabulous evening dresses>

<applauds whilst looking up all the other Demis' fabulous evening dresses>