What a difference a capital letter makes...

[Unspeaked]

I was reading an article about recent oil prices and came across this line - having forgotten what day tomorrow is - and was momentarily stunned:

Most financial markets in the U.S. and many other countries will be closed for good Friday.

Of course, it was actually a capital "g"...

 

[killmoms]

I believe you mean a "capital" G, as a "capitol" G is... well, nothing.

 

[Unspeaked]

Woops, it's been a loooong day.

Fixed that...

 

[mgargan1]

The other way the sentence should read is: "Friday, most financial markets in the U.S. and many other countries will be closed for good."

but, it's really the comma that changes the meaning...

 

[BengalDuck]

Yesterday, I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.

-or-

Yesterday, I helped my Uncle jack off a horse.

 

[GfPQqmcRKUvP]

Yesterday, I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.

-or-

Yesterday, I helped my Uncle jack off a horse.

I was about to post that and scrolled through this thread to see if anyone had beaten me to the punch. Darn!

 

[hayduke]

Yesterday, I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.

-or-

Yesterday, I helped my Uncle jack off a horse.

Snorf!

(Wipes ice cream off from under his nose...)

 

[c-Row]

I was about to post that and scrolled through this thread to see if anyone had beaten me to the punch. Darn!

Same here... That's a classic!

 

[killmoms]

Now all this thread needs is some cheap airline tickets and we'll be good to go.

 

[Zwhaler]

Yesterday, I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.

-or-

Yesterday, I helped my Uncle jack off a horse.

LMAO. Wow, that made me laugh hella hard one I figured it out.

 

[mactastic]

Works on contingency
no money down.

or

Works on contingency?
No, money down.

 

[ZiggyPastorius]

Now all this thread needs is some cheap airline tickets and we'll be good to go.

Dammit!