People don't ask me that.
1. I don't hang around douche bags who have nothing better to do.
2. I don't hang around anyone, for that matter.
In the off chance someone was around and DID ask me that- I would look them square in the eye and call them a dumbass while shaking my head, then walk away. I don't care where I'd be or who was around because I believe in being outspoken and calling **** like I see it.