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Delbert,

I won't answer your question either. The search function is very easy to use, but you don't even need it. There's several threads on the first page of this forum that are already asking the same thing.

Bryan
 
Oh, come on, answer the OPs question.

The next update will be soon and include everything you wanted.
 
The next version of the iPhone will not have "December" in the calendar app because Steve Jobs "hates" Christmas.

The Itunes app will now allow the volume to go to "11"

It will not recognize the 4th of July as a holiday since it is obvious Apple "hates" America.

The Contacts will only allow friends and relatives, no companies can be entered since it is obvious apple is "a bunch of latte drinking" anti-capitalists.

The Default image when your turn on the iphone will be a "pony".

The weather app will show "Your weather is going to suck today" if you live anywhere outside of California.
 
The next version of the iPhone will not have "December" in the calendar app because Steve Jobs "hates" Christmas.

The Itunes app will now allow the volume to go to "11"

It will not recognize the 4th of July as a holiday since it is obvious Apple "hates" America.

The Contacts will only allow friends and relatives, no companies can be entered since it is obvious apple is "a bunch of latte drinking" anti-capitalists.

The Default image when your turn on the iphone will be a "pony".

The weather app will show "Your weather is going to suck today" if you live anywhere outside of California.

True that.
 
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