So my iMac is on its way... 
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Epson WorkForce arrived this afternoon...
Back To School Card is expected sometime tomorrow...
Order Placed: 9/12 @ 4:00 PM (EST)
iMac Shipped: 9/14 @ 7:45 PM (EST)
...just under 52 hours
And within the estimated 1-3 days to ship.
Fedex tracking claims its location is Newark, CA.
But...what was my iMac doing before I purchased it?
Was it...
Confined to its box on a shelf in some distant warehouse...?
Sold from the side of a van in an abandon ally...?
Fighting alongside other Mac's in a Desktop War against PC/Windows...?
Transported on a Top Secret Apple Trans-Pacific High-Speed Rail beneath the ocean floor connecting China & the U.S...?
Your thoughts?

Free Shipping...
Epson WorkForce arrived this afternoon...
Back To School Card is expected sometime tomorrow...
Order Placed: 9/12 @ 4:00 PM (EST)
iMac Shipped: 9/14 @ 7:45 PM (EST)
...just under 52 hours
And within the estimated 1-3 days to ship.
Fedex tracking claims its location is Newark, CA.
But...what was my iMac doing before I purchased it?
Was it...
Confined to its box on a shelf in some distant warehouse...?
Sold from the side of a van in an abandon ally...?
Fighting alongside other Mac's in a Desktop War against PC/Windows...?
Transported on a Top Secret Apple Trans-Pacific High-Speed Rail beneath the ocean floor connecting China & the U.S...?
Your thoughts?
