I know everyone is super excited to be getting the Apple Vision Pro, I know I am.
First off: the price$3499, it’s a good thing. We don’t want just anyone out there to be able to afford it, we want to feel financially superior when we walk around with it like buying a fancy piece of jewelry or luxury car. Can’t have all the riff raff walking around with these.
Speaking of fashion, what’s really in right now is throwback, so that’s why the external battery and cable is going to be awesome! You will look like you are walking around sporting a Walkman like it’s the 80s all over again. Cordless is so out of style.
Speaking of throwback, I’m super excited to get back to typing with my pointer finger like before I learned to type. It will make me feel young again (Thank you Apple!)
As far as the tech in it, we don’t want latest generation M3, no sir, we want last generation M2, that way when we get it we can look forward to the next version coming out next year and we can come back to these boards and discuss how excited we are for the next version.
Lastly, I’m very excited that all of the iPad OS apps will be available on the Vision Pro. Since Apple allows freemium apps that are designed to be addicting in a similar style to gambling games at casinos I can lose myself in an addicting “free” game and not feel the shame from someone seeing me do it.
Let’s get excited!
First off: the price$3499, it’s a good thing. We don’t want just anyone out there to be able to afford it, we want to feel financially superior when we walk around with it like buying a fancy piece of jewelry or luxury car. Can’t have all the riff raff walking around with these.
Speaking of fashion, what’s really in right now is throwback, so that’s why the external battery and cable is going to be awesome! You will look like you are walking around sporting a Walkman like it’s the 80s all over again. Cordless is so out of style.
Speaking of throwback, I’m super excited to get back to typing with my pointer finger like before I learned to type. It will make me feel young again (Thank you Apple!)
As far as the tech in it, we don’t want latest generation M3, no sir, we want last generation M2, that way when we get it we can look forward to the next version coming out next year and we can come back to these boards and discuss how excited we are for the next version.
Lastly, I’m very excited that all of the iPad OS apps will be available on the Vision Pro. Since Apple allows freemium apps that are designed to be addicting in a similar style to gambling games at casinos I can lose myself in an addicting “free” game and not feel the shame from someone seeing me do it.
Let’s get excited!
