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This is as direct as they come:

http://www.apple.com/safari/download/

Make sure you fill in your email, first and last names. You don't need to have anything else checked.

If the download doesn't start, try loading the page and filling in the info with a different browser that's already on your computer.

Remember, if you have OS 9 installed, you still have the dreaded Netscape Communicator.
 
Done all that. When I click the button nothing happens, I don't even get an error message.
 
Truck It was my fault. I got rid of SpeedDownload a few days ago but didn't delete all the files.
 
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