I really don't understand what part of what I said is not making sense. You have two computers. Both 15 inch macbook pro's. Lets say both are the same specs except one is retina. Opening Safari, going to ESPN, the retina will have 20ish FPS scrolling down the page. The non-retina will have higher FPS, less stuttering. The only difference is the number of pixels.
This does not mean that the hardware is not capable of pushing that many pixels. What it does mean is that the only factor that changes (the resolution) causes the software to develop stuttering. This is a software issue that apple has yet to address. My assumption is that webkit has not historically been running at such high resolutions and therefore has not been optimized to do so.