I love Apple because:
I have a laptop that has only ever crashed once; as a result of me dropping it.
It does every task I ask of it without faltering.
It looks neat and tidy, and fits comfortably in my lap.
It plays all my favourite current games by DualBoot into XP.
I have a PowerMac that has been running happily since I was five.
I can play all my old favourite games on said PowerMac.
It works well as a heater when my room is slightly chillsome.
I have a Macintosh Plus. It still works.
I hate Apple because:
I spent £500 on a Mac Mini that lasted 13 months when the warranty ended at 12.
My iMac G3 had to be repaired three times for the same fault. It died during the fourth fix outside of warranty.
The Hard Drive for my Mac Plus broke four years after Dad bought it and the replacements had been discontinued. It can only be booted from disk.
See I don't need any fancy video thingy, I can just unload my rants onto here
Also, 8-slice toaster? Bah, we only have the grille in the oven! Our toaster met a painful death by jam incident.