According to Fake Steve (if it is all a joke):
This was a Keynote.
I'm making a call here...
Wait, I'm not.
It's hard to stop laughing at all
you frigtards.
Apple Computer.
We didn't make one.
Too bad, so sad.
I still can't believe
you guys
fell for that whole 3G thing.
But there's no sense crying over iPhone mistakes,
You just keep on lying 'till your fanbase does shake.
And the pranking is done
And we've screwed the phone Borg,
Now we're focusing on computers!
I'm not even angry.
I don't see why you guys would be.
Everyone knows Apple is the future.
So just get over it.
The old iPhone's fine.
I know.
It's mine.
We'll shove more right out our door.
You'll buy them; oh, yes you will.
Now this whole announcement may have come as a shock,
But just stop and think; we're going to turn back the clock.
Back at MacWorld '08 we said "The iPhone is great!"
So we're sticking to what's out there now.
Go ahead and leave us.
Try going back to Microsoft.
Just try to find someone who will help you.
Maybe tech support.
Theirs is a joke. Ha ha. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this iPod's great.
It's the best PMP made.
Look at me still talking when there's blogging to do.
When I see your faces, I think, "What did I do?"
I've computers to design.
Ive is working for a dime
On the redesigned MacBooks and Pros.
And believe me, they're both redesigned.
They have new keyboards and they're redesigned.
Magnetic latches and they're redesigned.
Easier hard drives and they're redesigned.
Redesigned.
Ships today!