Yes. I work for Apple.
Can you prove it with a photograph of an Apple payslip shown next to this MacRumors forum thread with "Welcome, cmChimera" showing on the page? If not...Yes. I work for Apple.
Yes. I work for Apple.
Are you being sarcastic or do you actually work for them?
My friend's uncle's father's friend has a high position as a toilet engineer at apple and he overheard steve jobs talking to tim cook stating there will be a white iphone 4s/5 right away.