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Woohoo! I won! Did you get one in your iPhone 4 box?

BeyondtheTech

BeyondtheTech

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What do my eyes gaze upon as I opened my iPhone 4 box... a golden ticket wrapped around my iPhone!

Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this golden ticket, from Mr. Steve Jobs! I shake you warmly by the hand! Tremendous things are in store for you! Many wonderful surprises await you.

For now, I do invite you to come to my factory and be my guest for one whole day — you and all others who are lucky enough to find my Golden Tickets.

I, Steve Jobs, will conduct you around the factory myself, showing you everything that there is to see, and afterwards, when it is time to leave, you will be escorted home by a procession of large trucks. These trucks, I can promise you, will be loaded with enough magical products to last you and your entire household for many years. If, at any time thereafter, you should run out of supplies, you have only to come back to the factory and show this golden ticket, and I shall be happy to refill your computer desk with whatever you want. In this way, you will be able to keep yourself supplied with blow-away products for all your life.

But this is by no means the most exciting thing that will happen on the day of your visit. I am preparing other surprises that are even more marvelous and more fantastic for you and for all my beloved Golden Ticket holders — mystic and marvelous surprises that will entrance, delight, intrigue, astonish, and perplex you beyond measure. In your wildest dreams you could not imagine that such things could happen to you! Just wait and see!

And now, here are your instructions: the day I have chosen for the visit is the first day in the month of February. On this day, and on no other, you must come to the factory gates at ten o'clock sharp in the morning. Don't be late! And you are allowed to bring with you either one or two members of your own family to look after you and to ensure that you don't get into mischief. One more thing — be certain to have this ticket with you, otherwise you will not be admitted.

-STEVE JOBS.
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Hope to have enlightened your day a little bit. Still waiting for mine at work. ;)
 

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lol Going to the factory?


...Make sure you bring a helmet for all those factory workers who may land on you when they jump from the building. LOL
 
Ohhh...you didn't know that the boxes are packed with nitrous oxide to keep the phones in perfect condition?

You're not supposed to breath in when you open the box!
 
Lol, that was fantastic. I can only imagine Steve Jobs in that reported top hat he was supposedly wearing when meeting with people in NYC.
 
One of my favorite episodes of the office was the "Golden Ticket" episode.

At this point I don't care about gold, I just want my damn phone!
 
You guys are a rough audience. I'm at work, not like I have all day to find good pictures that aren't Websensed.
 
BeyondtheTech said:
What do my eyes gaze upon as I opened my iPhone 4 box... a golden ticket wrapped around my iPhone!



Hope to have enlightened your day a little bit. Still waiting for mine at work. ;)
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Which of the odious little children are you?

Veruca Salt???

Or, perhaps...Augustus Gloop???

:D
 
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