OK, this should top them all, I was 14, way too young for this, but I went on a blind date. I have this friend that has a knack for putting couples together (she was 17) and I was very mature for 14 (not in looks but mentally).
My friend told me to go to a certain place to meet for dinner and the girl would show up. Stupidly, I got my mom to drop me off (I know
) I went, I sat down, and a 24 year old college freshman came to meet up with me.
"Are you Peyton?"
"Yes"
"Cool"
That's how the whole evening went. She was 6'2", wore a dark green gingham dress with more body acne all around to set off the color. She had bright 'spank that stepchild' red hair with the stereotypical freckles, a dime a dozen. Oh, and lets not leave out the pit hair and glasses, got the picture? It should hurt.
If you have freckles and red hair, well, sorry, I'm not talking about you. This girl was a beast.
She felt she had been duped to be on a date with me, and decided she was so upset she was going to get drunk. After 4 shots of tequila and several bloody marys she was drunk. She proceeded to throw up her lobster all over the table and passed out in her own vomit and rolled onto the floor.
So here I am, 14 years old, with a 24 year old date, passed out looking ridiculous, and puking up over everything. In the middle of a restuarant.
'Do I pick her up?' I thought? 'Can I call my mom and just leave her here?'
I ended up throwing my glass of water on her poorly make-uped face, and got her to wake up. Now with make up streaming everywhere she sat back up in her chair and started to get mad and grossed out that I would throw up all over her food. I KNOW! I thought she was crazy! I told her I had to leave and called her a taxi. I walked down the street, called my mom, and met her somewhere later.
That was my first date. The 24 year old by the way, ended up calling me to get history homework help. Oh, she was a smart one, it wasn't that she took off time after highschool, she was a college fresh man for 5 YEARS! Clearly we don't stay in touch.
How bad was your worst?
My friend told me to go to a certain place to meet for dinner and the girl would show up. Stupidly, I got my mom to drop me off (I know
) I went, I sat down, and a 24 year old college freshman came to meet up with me. "Are you Peyton?"
"Yes"
"Cool"
That's how the whole evening went. She was 6'2", wore a dark green gingham dress with more body acne all around to set off the color. She had bright 'spank that stepchild' red hair with the stereotypical freckles, a dime a dozen. Oh, and lets not leave out the pit hair and glasses, got the picture? It should hurt.
If you have freckles and red hair, well, sorry, I'm not talking about you. This girl was a beast.
She felt she had been duped to be on a date with me, and decided she was so upset she was going to get drunk. After 4 shots of tequila and several bloody marys she was drunk. She proceeded to throw up her lobster all over the table and passed out in her own vomit and rolled onto the floor.
So here I am, 14 years old, with a 24 year old date, passed out looking ridiculous, and puking up over everything. In the middle of a restuarant.
'Do I pick her up?' I thought? 'Can I call my mom and just leave her here?'
I ended up throwing my glass of water on her poorly make-uped face, and got her to wake up. Now with make up streaming everywhere she sat back up in her chair and started to get mad and grossed out that I would throw up all over her food. I KNOW! I thought she was crazy! I told her I had to leave and called her a taxi. I walked down the street, called my mom, and met her somewhere later.
That was my first date. The 24 year old by the way, ended up calling me to get history homework help. Oh, she was a smart one, it wasn't that she took off time after highschool, she was a college fresh man for 5 YEARS! Clearly we don't stay in touch.
How bad was your worst?
