WWDC 2006: The Drinking Game!

[Shasta]

The following are the rules to the WWDC 2006: The Drinking Game!
EDIT: I've decided to add the new rules I like to this post up here, so we all have something easy to follow, credit is given when due.

Take One:
Audience erupts into applause
Joke about Windows/Microsoft
Speed bump to an existing line
"Boom"

Take Two:
Steve invites a friend to the stage
It is Roz Ho: Drink again
A third party App becomes universal
"shipping today" (Thanks liketom)

Take Three:
A new piece of hardware is announced
The Intel transition is complete

Finish Your Beer:
iPhone
MacTablet
True Video iPod
"One More Thing..." (Thanks QCassidy352)

Hardcore Variation:
Drink through the entire OSX 10.5 Demo


feel free to add more
Shasta
(3 days! w00t!)

 

[dcv]

Sounds like you've started already

 

[JBot]

hahaha.
better than the oc drinking game.

 

[liketom]

if steve says any of these key phrases have a drink:

Trust me it works
scrolls like butter
oh golly golly golly
where's Phil? o there he is
shipping today- but get in quick


and if he mentions Macrumors have 2 drinks

 

[bbrosemer]

Damn if only I had some other people who were up for playin in the middle of the afternoon...

 

[bbrosemer]

If he pulls something out of his pocket Take 2
If Adobe Goes Binary Keg Stand...
If M$ Office Goes Binary Funnel 3 Beers
Free Replacement Merom Chips For Anyone who owns a current MBP
Just Get Trashed....

 

[kretzy]

I'd love to play, but getting drunk at 3-4am and then being at school by 10 probably isn't the best idea.

 

[Eidorian]

Combine with bingo.

 

[Shasta]

I figure by the time the video is posted online it'll be *almost* late enough to drink... or if they are broadcasting it to apple stores I could take the day off

Sounds like you've started already

I'm a College Student. Everything is a drinking game.

Shasta

 

[bradc]

Hahaha that's good! I just showed that to my co-worker. Here at Raytheon/Honeywell we're all Apple geeks and Monday is a Canadian Holiday! So expect a lot of drunken Propulsion Engineers hahaha. Wicked!

 

[bradc]

I'm a College Student. Everything is a drinking game.

Shasta

Hahaha, true!

 

[poppe]

Hahaha that's good! I just showed that to my co-worker. Here at Raytheon/Honeywell we're all Apple geeks and Monday is a Canadian Holiday! So expect a lot of drunken Propulsion Engineers hahaha. Wicked!

This sounds awesome!!! To bad there isn't many Mac fans by me...
Man I couldn't stop laughing at the rules though, and they acctually sounded like good rules. Unlike alot of the stupid ones out there...

 

[QCassidy352]

I can't believe no one's said it:

"one more thing..."

 

[bradc]

I can't believe no one's said it:

"one more thing..."

That's the 'unwritten' rule! Drink a 26oz'r of the cheapest, nastiest 40% alcohol you can find!

EDIT: Poppe, drive up to Ontario, it'll be Canadians vs American(s) and a tour of our XServe, and IBM processing nodes! Or go for a rip in the ///M

 

[Blackheart]

Steve says:

"We're really excited about this"
"Otomatic" (or any variation of the word)