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[iGary]

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Post one from your local paper.

In todays Capital (the Annapolis paper):

Body wash theft

A man with a box cutter stole 30 bottles of body wash from CVS Pharmacy Wednesday , city police said.

Worker Phil Delao told police that a man entered the store on Hillsmere Drive at 10:34 a.m. and stole the body wash.

The man entered the store again at 4:16 p.m. with a duffle bag. Mr. Delao tried to stop the man from leaving, but he pulled out a box cutter and ordered him to get out of the way, police said. The man then ran away.

A clean thief is a good thief.

 

[skoker]

Police Beat...Whatever....

In todays Capital (the Annapolis paper):



A clean thief is a good thief.

Send it in to Leno

 

[gekko513]

If I was Mr. Delao, I would probably stand by and watch just to find out what he would steal next. Deodorant? Tooth paste?

 

[Deepdale]

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A clean thief is a good thief.

That is true ... and a considerate thief brandishing a box cutter should also have taken several bandages and antiseptic to distribute to others who may cross his path in the event he uses that weapon in the course of future activities.

 

[devilot]

Usually the most exciting thing that happens over here is along the lines of... "Suspect was arrested for possession of illegal substances (marijuana)." or "Vandalism of vehicle. Estimated damage valued at $200."

 

[Deepdale]

Usually the most exciting thing that happens over here is along the lines of... "Suspect was arrested for possession of illegal substances (marijuana)." or "Vandalism of vehicle. Estimated damage valued at $200."

Such unimaginative criminality in the Bay Area.