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GamecockMac

macrumors 6502a
Oct 20, 2005
863
0
Columbia, SC
My guess is that there's about a 70% chance that Google is paying you to post negative comments about Apple. 20% that it's Microsoft, 10% that it's Nokia.

But hey, if you're gonna troll, you might as well get paid for it, right?

You'd probably be shocked at the actual number of paid astroturfers there are trolling these forums spreading FUD and misinformation about Apple and its products.

If only there was some biometric for detecting them...
 

GamecockMac

macrumors 6502a
Oct 20, 2005
863
0
Columbia, SC
Since Apple has patented this creepy stuff other companies will not be able to use it! (Not that I am aware of any of them willing to do it). :D

Oh yeah, because a "do no evil" company like Google would never do anything along the lines of what some of the nutbars in this thread have theorized Apple will do with this patent.

Google would never be involved in anything like violation of privacy, censorship, etc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Google

Oops.
 

lilo777

macrumors 603
Nov 25, 2009
5,144
0
Oh yeah, because a "do no evil" company like Google would never do anything along the lines of what some of the nutbars in this thread have theorized Apple will do with this patent.

Google would never be involved in anything like violation of privacy, censorship, etc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Google

Oops.

I read the referred article and did not find anything about Google working on "voice, facial, or heartbeat recognition could be used to confirm whether a user is authorized to have access to a given device". So far it seems to be limited to Apple. So, as I said, I am still not aware of "any of them willing to do it". Did you misread the article?
 

TecnoMuzik

macrumors newbie
Apr 20, 2009
18
2
Chicago
The patent application describes how certain activities performed on a device such as an iPhone could be indicative of "suspicious behavior" that could reveal unauthorized usage of the device.

What is, and who decides what "unauthorized usage" is? How about, I paid for the phone and I'll do what I damn well please with it!!
 

AidenShaw

macrumors P6
Feb 8, 2003
18,667
4,676
The Peninsula
You'd probably be shocked at the actual number of paid astroturfers there are trolling these forums spreading FUD and misinformation about Apple and its products.

If only there was some biometric for detecting them...

:rolleyes:

If you were the "Director of Microsoft Covert Operations" (or whatever you think the name is of these enormous leagues of paid astroturfers), why would you waste your money on a kool-aid infested Apple fanbois site?

It makes no sense - don't hit a site that is populated by people with a congenital hatred for Windows - hit the sites where the "bi-curious" are asking questions, and steer them towards Redmond.

Methinks thou art a bit paranoid....

saupload_tinfoil_hat.jpg


(He's cute, even with the Sarah Palin glasses and the tin foil hat...)
 

iEvolution

macrumors 65816
Jul 11, 2008
1,432
2
Seems like that is a trend these days, companies have taken steps further to let you know you are renting a $200+ device rather than owning it.

Before some apple zealot tells me I'm a anti-apple boy, Microsoft has been doing the same thing with their XBOX console. Modded ones get banned from XBOX LIVE all the time, in fact to a point the user has to go buy a new one.

Though activating the cam to spy is pretty over the top in my opinion, can't they just use the GPS chip?
 

GamecockMac

macrumors 6502a
Oct 20, 2005
863
0
Columbia, SC
:rolleyes:

If you were the "Director of Microsoft Covert Operations" (or whatever you think the name is of these enormous leagues of paid astroturfers), why would you waste your money on a kool-aid infested Apple fanbois site?

I don't know...what brings you and the legions of trolls/haters here then?

If this is indeed a "kool-aid infested Apple fanbois site" then why would any Windows/Android fanboy, with nothing to gain and no way of changing opinions, waste their free time posting here? Just nothing better to do with their lives?

I anxiously await your brilliant explanation for this curious phenomenon, and if you could do it without using words as poncy as "methinks thou art" that would be great.
 

fjpoblam

macrumors member
Aug 26, 2009
37
0
Hear! Hear!

If this is a setting I have control over and the ability to choose what is suspicious then this seems a good feature. As long as I can set it to only report to me when my defined suspicious activity is encountered.

On the other hand if it is just built into the iOS and reports surreptitiously to Apple without my consent then I would never use an iOS device again. There may also be legal issues with flagging jailbroken/unlocked devices since those activities are legal to do on a device you own.

Well said, spot on, calmly stated, and to the point. Perfect.
 

AidenShaw

macrumors P6
Feb 8, 2003
18,667
4,676
The Peninsula
I anxiously await your brilliant explanation for this curious phenomenon, and if you could do it without using words as poncy as "methinks thou art" that would be great.

What does "poncy" mean? Dictionary.com came up with "select a language", and Wikipedia.com started with "Did you mean: pony"?

I like ponies. I don't like Apple fanbois spreading lies and half-truths. No "brilliant explanation", just a simple search for honest discourse.


If this is a setting I have control over and the ability to choose what is suspicious then this seems a good feature. As long as I can set it to only report to me when my defined suspicious activity is encountered.

On the other hand if it is just built into the iOS and reports surreptitiously to Apple without my consent then I would never use an iOS device again. There may also be legal issues with flagging jailbroken/unlocked devices since those activities are legal to do on a device you own.

++1
 

scottness

macrumors 65816
Mar 18, 2009
1,368
5
Room 101
I don't think Apple would try to screw jailbreakers like this. It'll diminish perceptions of Apple too much and they know it.
 

Master Chief

macrumors 6502a
Mar 5, 2009
901
0
The Claims section of this patent application clearly states:

3. The method of claim 1, wherein determining further comprises:identifying a particular activity performed by the current user that indicates suspicious behavior.

4. The method of claim 3, wherein the particular activity comprises one or more of hacking the electronic device, jailbreaking the electronic device, unlocking the electronic device, removing a SIM card from the electronic device, and moving at least a predetermined distance away from a synced device.


Which makes things like jailbreaking and unlocking "a suspicious behavior" and then this will happen:

6. The method of claim 1, wherein the alert notification comprises a general message indicating that an unauthorized user has been detected.

7. The method of claim 1, wherein the alert notification comprises at least a portion of the gathered information.


Ending with:

9. The method of claim 1, further comprising:restricting at least one function of the electronic device in response to determining.

Guess what function that would be. What about the boot process? Or simply blocking phone calls?

And all this while it grabs your "sensitive data":

10. The method of claim 1, further comprising:transmitting sensitive data from the electronic device to a remote storage; anderasing the sensitive data from the electronic device.

To store it remotely? But for who/what [presumably to secure it for us]? I mean. Don't we sync our devices already, or use MobileMe?

It of course depends on how [well] this will be implemented, if any, but it can most certainly hurt peoples privacy. Not to mention people with jail broken iDevices who will keep getting these annoying notifications... to remind you that your device might be stolen. Yeah right.

Note: Our iDevices are not jail broken but factory unlocked.
 

GamecockMac

macrumors 6502a
Oct 20, 2005
863
0
Columbia, SC
What does "poncy" mean? Dictionary.com came up with "select a language", and Wikipedia.com started with "Did you mean: pony"?

Way to fail at Google. Here's the first search result that flew over your head:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poncy

And if you somehow missed that one, you could have gone with hit #2:

http://www.slangsite.com/slang/P.html

I don't like Apple fanbois spreading lies and half-truths. No "brilliant explanation", just a simple search for honest discourse.

So I assume in your tireless crusade for truth on the internet, you are registered on major Android and Windows forums (sorry, I don't know any actual site names, because I don't give a crap about those systems), fighting the good fight and stamping out the rampant FUD there as well? Sure you are. :rolleyes:

Oh, and you didn't answer my original question. You just gave some B.S. about why YOU are supposedly here. Try again.
 

captain kaos

macrumors 65816
Jan 16, 2008
1,156
28
UK
Apple is the becoming the evil monopolist that Microsoft never was. Apple innovated on making the user experience better, but this effort does not reflect that goal. This is bad news for everyone.

Yep. Welcome to 1984. You thought MS was bad, say hello to the new axis of evil.
 

GamecockMac

macrumors 6502a
Oct 20, 2005
863
0
Columbia, SC
I read the referred article and did not find anything about Google working on "voice, facial, or heartbeat recognition could be used to confirm whether a user is authorized to have access to a given device". So far it seems to be limited to Apple. So, as I said, I am still not aware of "any of them willing to do it". Did you misread the article?

Did you misread my words, or the helpful Wiki article I linked? You spouted some nonsense about companies other than Apple not being "willing" to use technology like that discussed in this patent. We already know they can't use this specific tech, that's what a patent is all about. But your ridiculous assertion that no other company would ever have the will to do something along these lines is patently absurd on its face, and easily refuted by sources such as those found in the Wiki article about Google and their less than noble practices. They were an easy company to single out because of their infamous "do no evil" creed, which is some of the most odious corporate propaganda ever devised. Can't say it hasn't been effective though, clearly it has brainwashed people like you.
 

TecnoMuzik

macrumors newbie
Apr 20, 2009
18
2
Chicago
This is great news.

Apple should have already stepped in to ban all of the jailbreakers.

I don't understand what is up with people like you? I guess you're not a fan of jailbreaking, which is fine. But why "ban" jailbreakers? You're not into jailbreaking, so it shouldn't be allowed for everybody? How about we let people do what they want with their own devices.
 

doctor-don

macrumors 68000
Dec 26, 2008
1,604
336
Georgia USA
Quote:
Originally Posted by DylanLikesPorn
Apple is the becoming the evil monopolist that Microsoft never was. Apple innovated on making the user experience better, but this effort does not reflect that goal. This is bad news for everyone.



Yep. Welcome to 1984. You thought MS was bad, say hello to the new axis of evil.

TWO flibberty-gibberts in a row! :eek:
 

AidenShaw

macrumors P6
Feb 8, 2003
18,667
4,676
The Peninsula
I don't know...what brings you and the legions of trolls/haters here then?

I like ponies. I don't like Apple fanbois spreading lies and half-truths. No "brilliant explanation", just a simple search for honest discourse.

Oh, and you didn't answer my original question. You just gave some B.S. about why YOU are supposedly here. Try again.

Sorry, but I can't answer for the "legions of trolls/haters", I can only say why *I* am here.

I'd assume that it would have something to do with "legions" of smug, arrogant appholes - but I'm not their spokesman.
 

E.Lizardo

macrumors 68000
May 28, 2008
1,777
305
Wow.It's just a patent application.
And besides,it looks pretty cool to me,very useful if I lose my phone or it's stolen.Lojack,anyone?Corporate and Governmental users might find it very useful.

Sitting around and wasting time dreaming up bizarre scenarios in which Apple bricks your jailbroken phone is pretty paranoid and unrealistic.
Chill.And watch out for Google!
 

backinblack875

macrumors 6502a
Aug 23, 2010
614
46
USA
This is why my next phone is going to be a wm7 or android, because apple cares more about dumb jailbreaking than adding features. Apple needs to care more about what customers want than what there DOING!!! Who cares apple add some damn features.

Features? how bout HD video recording, VIDEO CHAT, retina display, front and back camera, multitasking, and wayyyy more..... how many more features do you want?

they DO care about what the customers want, clearly.
 

jreffner

macrumors newbie
Jun 1, 2010
3
0
I Vote No!

My foil hat doesn't exist (but that was a funny comment), but at the same time I think this is clearly a negative issue.

If you need to locate and/or wipe your stolen iPhone, then get a Mobile Me account. You can already do both. Or, get an app such as Undercover.

What they propose "for our own good", already exists but without all of the potentially Orwellian effects. So, why add the Orwellian factors?

Besides, it's not the abuse that they are doing now, it's the abuse that will be so easy to implement once they are allowed set it all up. Then they just do what they want, and find a justifiable reason to use it. That's the problem. It's the foot in the door theory.

Don't let Apple become the next Microsoft. Keep them as they are. A great company.
 
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