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How come my little brother beats me at foosball!!!???
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macgeek2005 said:
No offense, but does your brother beat you at confidence as well?
Just kidding, just get REALLY good at defense (goalie and the other two) and then once you can always stop his shots, then move on to offense. Don't run all around before you can get those two positions. Besides, you can makes some pretty nice shots from back there. 
Besides, for the next year or so, he has an unfair advantage over you -- fewer raging hormones. Testosterone, and rapid growth, have a severe negative impact on co-ordination.
macgeek2005 said:
Seriously, next year when you're driving yourself to pick up your date for the movies and he's talking to his pals about Pokemon will you really care that your little brother is a foosball wizard?
Wow, this thread got pretty rough on the poor guy. Listen, dont let these people get you down. If you put your mind to it, you can do anything. Well, almost anything. Some things are just impossible. Flying. Teleportation. Beating your widdle biddy brover in the foozbahl game. But dont worry. I'm sure your mommy still loves you.
Here's an idea. Take up something else that he has no chance in beating you at.
How about basketball?macgeek2005 said:
just take secret (<^)subbuteo lessons from Jaffa and then bury your little brother at the real table football game.
Jaffa Cake said:
I'm sure he'll get shot down in this too.....maybe get him on his level....take him on in mario kart...no wait he might own you too.....sorry man
Bless
I'm not sure that was something we NEEDED to commit [that] to posterity. At some point we're just beating up on a little boy.killuminati said:
Maybe your brother is the going to be the next Beethoven, except with foosball.
That or he's cheating.
It would explain the laughing....
He might get a lucky shot to fall occasionally.
Football is all strength, speed, agility and mad Foosball skillz.
That or he's cheating.
It would explain the laughing....
Football would be better.Jaffa Cake said:
He might get a lucky shot to fall occasionally.
Football is all strength, speed, agility and mad Foosball skillz.
w_parietti22 said:
No. We play pretty much tournament rules. No spinning. If someone walks into the room, it counts as a disctraction, and the point is re-served... etc.